I’m a man with a plan, let me try, if I can, to regale you with stories of mirth. But you’ll see part of me that that will fill up with glee as I take you from concept to birth. To be real? That’s the deal as I try to reveal my most darkest of … More I feel poorly
Fashion sense? A hit or miss? Let’s cut our jeans, let’s take the piss. The tightest trouser we can wear So all can see our pubic hair Let’s plaster make up thick as paint Your skin can’t breathe but you’ll not faint We’ll make our faces pale as fuck And do that pout, you know..The … More Free speech?
It’s Boxing Day and do you know? It’s isn’t freezing, there is no snow Just rain and cloud. A miserable day! A total bust is all Ill say! When I was young we had 12 inches We’re filled with Santa’s, not shit grinches The lamplights toned the snow all yellow And Santa’s fat! A jolly … More Box the day
To deal with e-commerce, you court death indeed. unparalleled bullshit, unscrupulous greed. The faceless uncaring, the eyes in the skies, with their in build deception, and gratuitous lies. To keep or send back all the shit you’ve been conned into buying, your temper has gone way beyond what you thought was a rational or irksome … More Hard core Amazonian
Swipe right, I’m sure all contacts gone, No first date nerves, no sly ‘C’mon’ She’s got the app, she must be game! I’ll just swipe left, they’re all the same. A common thread connects our ‘likes’ We love outdoors and mountain bikes, To take long walks and catch the sun Whilst holding hands and having … More Swipe Right
To sleep, by chance to waste the day To lay in bed and dream away, to feel the downey soft duvet, that’s what I really want. Let’s make believe, those dragons fought, what lessons from our mentor taught? I need a gun, now there’s a thought. I think that’s what i want. But cast out … More Tell me what you want.
Another day, another… something, I don’t know. Just make the end of that sentence up if you want, or, if you don’t want, don’t bother. No seriously, do as you please. It seems every fucker else on this god forsaken planet does!!! Walkers, old people, kids, car drivers, bus drivers, dogs, cats, bees, wasps. You … More A Bird in the Whatsit
Strap in guys. This is a serious one today. People who put things inside kids, abuse? Of course it it. Sick fucks who propel the internet looking for Child Porn. Peodophiles who hang around schools and playgrounds (when they haven’t any kids of their own….but sometimes they have) it’s not confined to men of course. … More What is abuse?
Get OFF the road you old bastards…..pedestrians, cyclists, drivers, joggers, wheelchair users…….get the fuck off. A word to the wise…… If you’re old and infirm, don’t hope that I’ll stop. If your not at a crossing, you’re getting run down. As your wizened old eyes stick to stalks as they pop You’ll relies it’s a … More Kids in Bancock! (Or euthanasia)
No seriously, I shouldn’t myself last night when I heard the distinctive crack of a rifle being discharged somewhere around my flat. But then again, I did think the camp was being invaded back in 2007 when a load of fireworks nearly scared me to death! So I suppose it wasn’t really a gunshot, but … More Suns out! Guns out???