There’s no greater surprise when you look in the eyes of an elephant stuck in your fridge. He slipped in the butter, and now he feels utterly sick that he’ll fall off the edge, of the cheese that’s been grated and left in a tub for a sandwich with pickle and ham. Now If that … More Footprints in the butter
In my defence, to take offence suspends intense revulsion. With common sense I should dispense a stand against expulsion! Though critics cry, you can’t deny the lie is all they’re after, So, say, ‘Goodbye’, (Creative Guy) and hang amongst your rafters. Offend I can, through boy to man, yes I’m no fan of snowflakes! I’ve … More Offended yet?
A ghost from the past haunts your thoughts as you wake from a fitful nights sleep fraught with dread. As the face disappears in the mist of your mind, it’s a face that’s returned from the dead. The guilt of the loss, mixed with pain from the thought that to save them you just had … More Sukka punch
Though try to find a path for me to walk Impinged by poverty and baseless talk Of useless skills once taught by teachers past For education of this scale was last Curriculums had splintered from the norm As schools outshone each other to perform The best for pupils in their comfort zone Whose skills were … More ejookashun
All I can hear is the incessant drone of a tween who’s convinced she’s all that, but I don’t really know how to tell her the truth, she’s a really annoying young twat. As I sit with me food, I’m now staring to think that my patience is wearing real thin. So I lower my … More Death of the reader.
Special snowflake shopping centre The extra chromosome let’s you enter A place where normal people see A place of utter misery! Now don’t you dare cast your aspersions And don’t lock eyes, of this I’m certain Those Souls have died and wandered here Your first contact will end in tears Generic engineering breeds, A government … More SSSC
Old cunts and fat cunts and thick cunts and daft cunts. Cunts who don’t know that they live in a world that is so full of Cunts that it makes your toes curl. Young cunts and gay cunts and feminist hate cunts. Cunts that cry rape at the drop of a hat, even thought these … More Cunt!
Polarisation? this country’s in trouble You don’t think like I do, I live in my bubble. You’re wrong and I’m right, there’s no ifs, buts or how’s, so I’ll bend you to my will, of this I shall vow. How dare you agree with another’s viewpoint, kneel down let me show you, with this I … More Left is right and right is wrong?