Sitting on a bench in a caff, Listening to the old people laugh. Watching the girls go by, Then pretending I’ve got shit in me eye. Im sitting on a bench in a caff, Watching the old ones and the staff, I’m sitting on a bench in the caff, Wasting time! I left my house … More Out and about
Sitrep, I’ve got the wrong glasses on and I’m blind as a bat, so ignore any spelling mistakes (well, other than the usual illiterate drivel I misspell) I find myself in a bewilderment today, after lots of painting on my stair wall, I decided last night (due to not being label to get to sleep) … More Tears of a clown.
Now, far be it from me to complain (🙀) but today, on a lovely ride out to get some scoff, I was approached by what I can only describe as a swarm of dissolutionally desperate doddery old farts on pushbikes. I can fully understand the allure of the Lycra if you sport the athletic frame … More Call in the clowns!
It’s a day where things have slowed down really. A day where you look at your workload and realise you don’t work! Now I’m not saying I don’t work, I do, just not a lot, or even in the ways you probably think. You see, I work on myself (no, not the same as playing … More Should have would have could have.
Unlike me to have a rant isn’t it 😳🙀, but fuck sake, this is justified. First off, let me start by saying not all coppers are total arse stains on the underpant of society! (It just seems we have a plethora of shit wipes in Ashington.) secondly, it’s the same asshat as the last time, … More Are they fucking kidding????
Tuesday/ Wednesday, whatever the fuck today is, it comes with great responsibility (haven't I heard that somewhere lease before?) As I sit here looking through a dirty old window, I'm reminded of the long lost era of my youth. A youth that was mostly misspent fucking around with useless shite! To be honest, that's how … More Eight days a week
Yesterday; crap weather bug got loads done both in the workshop (spare room will now be known as 'The Workshop') and the kitchen. The Thai curry was fucking delicious (I recommend it to anyone who loves Thai) and the inlay cutting jig is almost finished, just the slots to cut out (when my saw gets … More What a difference a day makes
Well what did you expect? A proper summer? Three straight days of sunshine? A chance of a tan? I think you'll agree that this holiday has turned out pretty much the usual fare for the UK in the summer months. As the sun beats down on the continent (raising the chances of skin cancers and … More Lazing on a rainy afternoon.