What a whole load of panther piss the banking system is! Here’s me, looking after the finances like a boss, keeping well within the confines of my pension and shit, and the fucking god damn Barclaycard app goes and takes the fucking piss, telling me I’m not as skint as I thought! Then BOOM!! Fucking … More
Have I missed a point somewhere? Has someone played a humongous jolly jape that I somehow wasn’t aware? It seems that no matter what the decision of old ‘Ma Nature’, is to bathe the world in sunlight and happiness, swathes of society will still be miserable cunts! Seriously, the lack of smiles and laughter is … More Flowers in the rain
I may use one or two expletives, well possibly just one over and over again so this may just be one long tirade of tumultuous trash talk. Here goes, OLD cunts, YOUNG cunts, FAT cunts, TALL cunts, UGLY cunts, MARRIED cunts, SINGLE cunts, BLACK/ WHITE/ YELLOW/ BROWN cunts, GINGER cunts, ABLE BODIED and FUCKED BODIED … More Rant away boys, rant away!
Is it hot? Yes. Is it sunny? No. Am I sweating my bollocks off on my bike? Yes. Am I bothered? No. Leaving behind the fact that if we don’t moan about the weather, we would have nothing to moan about. Not strictly true though is it? We’ve had the referendum, and by a democratic … More On a collision course I am a meteorite!
Yep it is, it really is, I’ve survived a full academic year without being filled in for my dinner money or having my head flushed down the toilet by the school jock (or am I getting myself nude up with the cinema?) Anyhoo! It’s time to regale you all of my adventures and shit. Erm……… … More Schools out for summer!!