I chose the title because of today’s events really (although you would think I did that anyway whilst thinking of titles for my rants) but today was more poinient due to the fact I had an appointment with my doctors this morning. This was only made three frikkin weeks ago, all because I was told … More Memories are made of theses…
What a day! What’s rush! What a total waste of bloody sunshine waiting for me washer to finish! Oh jeez, the sunniest day of the year so far (it’s beggining to look a lot like summer) yet I deemed it a day to get all me shit washed and dried!!!! I need a kicking. No … More The sun only shines on TV
Wow! How much has happened since my last rant? No seriously, how much has happened? It seems I’ve slipped into a parallel universe that has skipped a few days and I can’t remember shit! I DO know I’ve been ill, I’ve been very ill. Almost to the point of finding me hanging up on the … More Kicking the kids
Sunday: Lunchtime: Tynemouth: road raging to fuck!!! Seriously, if I had a gun on me bike, this day would have turned into a fucking video nasty! Cunts in cars, vaginas in vans and pricks for pedestrians, and I’m so so sorry to label, but EVERYONE of them was a woman! I’m not saying all women … More What she asked of me at the end of the day Caligula would have blushed.
Where do I start? Where did I finish last time? I have no idea, but what I do know is that I took a mock Maths test and had to apologise to my tutor for wasting his time with me during the last half term! I mean, c’mon!!!! What the fuck has statistics got to … More They say a mind is a terrible thing to waste!