Sunday! 13:11 (that’s the time not the date you fool) and I find myself in the ‘Vale Cafe’ on the Main Street of Rothbury again. The weather may not be the best, the roads may not be the best and the food certainly ISNT the best, but the welcome is first class and the locals … More Motorbikin!
What a day! No honestly! What was THAT day all about? Up at stupid o’clock on a SATURDAY! A FUCKING SATURDAY FOR FUCK SAKE! All to do with an open day at Northumbria University! (To be honest I should have looked for the place earlier as I walked along dangerous roads and could have died! … More Uni uni unicycle
Remove any metal’ the nurses demand, if you take it in with you break the thing and, the pics will be blurry just no use at all, so take off your belt and don’t let your pants fall. A cage wrapped around you, an inch from your face. The earphones don’t work, it’s a bloody … More If I only had a brain
A well early start yesterday (and I’m not even at college) the trials and tribulations of getting pumped by spurious speed cameras on bogus roads. Of course I only say this because my luck eventually ran out, but c’mon! 37 mph on a perceived duel carriageway! What I’ve learned today is NOT all carriageways are … More Take me for a ride
First off, let me lose some readers straight away! I don’t mind that a property BILLIONAIRE has taken up residence in the White House. He may not know how to run a country, but he knows how to make money and if he can bring the good old U.S of A back to prosperity (for … More Pew, Pew, Barney Magroo
I haven’t written in a while, why haven’t I written in a while? I’ll tell you why I haven’t written in a while, it’s because I have had nothing to write about! I’ve found if I leave it for a little while, more things of interest happen (unless something interesting happens in that little while … More Why write?
Back in a place that was once full of grace and the choristers sang so serene!But now it’s a gaff with some shops and a caff that religiously seems so obscene. Up high in the rafters, with sounds of kids laughter, enjoying a nice cup of tea. The owner has given me southern fried chicken, … More Starfish and Coffee
If ever there was a time and place for a person like me, it ain’t here or now! Wether I should have be hatched way back in the day so I could have blossomed during the seventies, or a gemstone, such as I, should be lifted from a future landfill site somewhere in the middle … More A new year, an old me. Fuck off!
So that was Christmas, And what have we learned? You play with the matches, You’re gonna get burned. A weary messy Christmas! With heads filled with lead, Your stuck in the toilet Just waiting for bed! And then there was new year, The weather was fine, The alcohol flowing J.D and red wine! And so … More Post coitus smoke
The last day of a year that hasn’t quite been, the best, If you’re part of the celebrity scene. It started with pop stars all passing away, and ended months later, in about the same way. The rich and the famous can’t hide from the reap. The same as the rest of us, no one … More HNY