That little bit in between Christmas and new year (the perineum I would say) a necessity but ultimately not that impressive or played with, anywho, we’re in it now and thank Christ on a bike there seems to be a bit of normality for now! (Well, kinda! I’m sitting having a coffee in Morpeth and … More Aw your killing me!
An ode should try to make you smile, to make you stop and think a while. Should help you see the mirth produced, oh hark at me, I’m halfway juiced! Red wine from somewhere French I see, my forth or fifth, well let me see! ‘Bordeaux!’ it tells me on the label, another glass is … More I really shouldn’t drink 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
Rant! At Christmas? Me? RANT AT FUCKING CHRISTMAS. I will fucking rant my arse off today because of total arse wipes who think they are ABOVE the law (even when they are supposed to be UPHOLDING the fucking laws) the laws that have been passed down through generations of politicians and other elected shit swizzlers. … More A.C.A.B (except you Steve, you’re okay)
As days go, this is definitely one. I had to get out on me bike as the weather is going to break soon (then no one will be playing out). My first order was to visit Benicia (the lovely folk who have given me my place to live) as all of the residents around my … More Road to fucking hell!!!!
School kids with smart phones attached to their ears, 8, 9 and ten year olds hiding their tears of not having tech that belays all those fears,When you don’t have a smart phone attached to your ear! Young gangs hang around with their Pokemon go, not hunting the trouble that they’ll never know, they’re pure … More Delete! Delete! Delete!
The world revolves, ideas and lifestyles come around again and again, decisions are made, then remade then again made (in the style of the first decision that didn’t need to be done again) So it is with Ashington! Way back in the darkness of time, we had a high street. Now this high street was … More What a swell party this is!
December! It’s December and the Christmas sprit is pissing me off already! It hasn’t got anything to do with seeing Christmas lights and trees up for nearly three weeks has it? Do you think? Probably has but let’s not dwell on that shall we? I think I may have ranted before about that ideology! Anyway! … More They came from the hills with a tear in their eyes!