Grammar in a title? Nope not today! It’s been a couple of days since I last put finger to touchscreen and a million things have occurred in that one. (Granted not all to me, but in general, you know, around the universe) starting with a couple of emails out the blue with arrangements for different … More Ain’t that the way things is?

WOW! Talk about customer service 😊 no seriously this is a GOOD rant today! Well not so much of a rant, as a HUGE pay on the back for a young mechanic called Carl Bell. If you’re from the north east and ride bikes, you may (or should) have heard of Ian Bell. He’s the … More Banana republic!

A long weekend is always fraught, with lots of drinks (or so we’re taught). The north east coast gets filled with sand all with wind blast gales spill pint in hand.  Employed or no the bars are full, the cafes bright the weather dull, the revels spill out into the street, the police patrols on … More Holiday blues

Man flu, night sweats, rasping throat, bunged up nose, bad head, DAY sweats! Fuck me I think I’m mortal! Why is it that when a man has a genuine health problem (and admits it) EVERYONE tells him to ‘Man the fuck up’, yet when these so called ‘practitioners’ of urban manliness get a bit of … More I got your number, written on the back of my hand!

As days go, yeah it’s okay so far! Apart from the 0500 wake up of course (well we can’t have everything) it was with a surprise that I realised how much shite and rubbish I HAVENT accrued this week (or fortnight). It was green bin day today! As I got big red out the (now … More Clowns to the left of me!

Fuck me if they aren’t blowing themselves up again! You try to get a grip on life and some exploding twat rips it from your grasp! I’m just waiting for the sirens to shrill their arrival in the UK again. Gone are the days when it was common place for home grown terrorists to blow … More What the world needs now.

The sun is out, the skies are blue. I’m full of smiles, but why aren’t you. I cannot look inside your mind, to understand for you I’m blind. I choose to see the things I see, if it doesn’t shine, no interest, me!  But as we walk around this plane, we cannot see the inner … More Life last lament. 

Yes I know it’s not Monday but I’m sure as hell not just going to make a title up for the hell of it! If you’ve ever noticed, my titles always have a connection to the content,(sometimes looser than the screws in my head) but if you look you will find it, be it a … More Blue moon on Monday?

Saturday! Morning! Cold! Spring? You’re having a laugh! What happened to the heatwave I was promised? What happened to the warm front coming in from somewhere or other! I’m freezing me Nads off having a cup of tea and bacon sandwich outside a small cafe in Tynemouth. (I could go inside but I’m looking at … More Roll over Beethoven!

To be honest, my week couldn’t have started any worse! But you know about that right? through my last rant! You don’t? Well go ahead and scroll back to it and find out. While you’re there, have a check through my other ramblings and leave a comment or two, I’ll wait here!    You all … More Belsen was a gas!