Ashes to ashes, funk to funky. We know Major Tom’s a junkie

Two connertations here! My morning started early for some reason! (I really can’t decide why, but  it did though)  I jumped in me car (after tidying up!!) really, tidying up in the morning! WTF? Never the less! I tidied then put the bins out (a usual Thursday thing) then jumped in the car and drove! … More Ashes to ashes, funk to funky. We know Major Tom’s a junkie

Twat in a hat.

Today i applaud all the young guys in hats! With the peak facing backwards they all look like twats. But it’s fashion I know so I can’t understand, what it takes to look cool in this shite pikey land!     With their track suits grime laden and life saver vests, their polished white trainers (you’ve … More Twat in a hat.

To be somebody!

Blyth! Why the hell am I in Blyth? I know it was on my way back from Tyneside (a cup o tea there) but it was only through necessity really! The back brake squeak on me land rover was starting to make me more insane (just had a phone call saying its not the brakes … More To be somebody!