Two connertations here! My morning started early for some reason! (I really can’t decide why, but it did though) I jumped in me car (after tidying up!!) really, tidying up in the morning! WTF? Never the less! I tidied then put the bins out (a usual Thursday thing) then jumped in the car and drove! … More Ashes to ashes, funk to funky. We know Major Tom’s a junkie
The day starts shamelessly at 0730!! Well 0400 to be exact but I thought I would give it a bit leeway to the more sensible time of the day. (Ive noticed it’s getting lighter in the mornings now too) anyhoo! My eagerness to see in this day with a smile and a little dance held … More We could be Heros
Now I know it may not be Christmas (but the weather has other ideas) a bit of valentines shite and the whole world goes batshit. Couples, only couples walking around today (apart from me and the odd ‘bread and butter’) looking into shop windows, cuddling each other close in that Luvy dovy way only new … More Humbug! HUMBUG! Humbug Mr Baldrick?
Christ I havent heard that, or even seen it written for years. I must have been in my early teens if not younger. Anyhoo! I’ve decided to pass on the coffee and crappy sandwich today (yup the sarnies are crap now at the ‘Central Bean’ apparently outside caterers care more for profit than actual taste. … More Thou shall have a little fishy.
Edinburgh, lovely place, lovely food, lovely people (except the poor unfortunate who threw himself off a monument and head dived into the road) oh dear, how sad, never mind! The weather sort of reverted back to normal Scottish weather yesterday for my trip around the castle (snow/ sleet and rain) but that just didn’t deny … More Something something something dark side!
Well what an I say! Taxi to Morpeth,train to Edinburgh, then a walk to the hotel. Again, the sun was out and the skies were blue! ‘No jakies and no weegies too!’ (That last bit was for my Scottish mates up here). As journeys went, this one was always going to be an adventure! The … More You will always find him in the Kitchin at parties!
He’s back, ‘Rimmers’ only come home to his new house now Hasn’t he. Bless him all tucked up last night, warm and toasty with a blanket to keep his little tyres warm! (I’m loosing the plot aren’t I?) no matter, I feel happy that he’s just under my window again! Later Ill get the roofing … More The boy is back in town!
Today i applaud all the young guys in hats! With the peak facing backwards they all look like twats. But it’s fashion I know so I can’t understand, what it takes to look cool in this shite pikey land! With their track suits grime laden and life saver vests, their polished white trainers (you’ve … More Twat in a hat.
I hate building stuff with others involved! They become instant subject matter experts and lead you up the wrong un! It doesn’t help when the instructions are in Klingon and random order! And it’s raining, and they get wet, and your hearts not really into it this morning, and……. Well, you get the idea! It … More Bob the builder, can we…….fuck off!
Blyth! Why the hell am I in Blyth? I know it was on my way back from Tyneside (a cup o tea there) but it was only through necessity really! The back brake squeak on me land rover was starting to make me more insane (just had a phone call saying its not the brakes … More To be somebody!