Drunk sir? Me sir? No never (well yes) last night was the second time this year I’ve been out!! Second! (Does that make me gay?) but I DID drink copious Jack Daniels! (When I say copious, I actually mean a few doubles) and to be honest I awoke at six his morning fresh as a … More Oh the times are a changing!!
Pain! Pain and suffering! Why do we have these feelings? Is it to tell us life isnt always unicorns and rainbows? Or is it just like everything else, a consequence of life itself? Let’s start at the beginning! (Well, you’ll see where this is going if you read on) last night (not drunk) I watched … More You spin me right round baby right round………
Today was pencilled in for a visit from my dude at ‘Veterans UK’ cept he is on leave so another guy came round! Now when I’m told nine o’clock I expect around nine o’clock. Imagine my surprise when the fucking door bell rang at eight thirty (who gets up and works at that time anymore?) … More I’m turning Japanese, and there ain’t no vapours!
I nearly did, I really nearly did in all figurative aspects of that phrase. But you know what? Clutter is good, it gives you choices and chances. Clean everything out and start again and that only leaves you with what you had before, nothing! Only more room to clutter up everything again! And then you’ll … More Cleaning out my closet.
But you get what you need! Well I did. As in I got want I wanted (this morning only) I got some CRUMPETS! Now I know if you’re not too familiar with my regular bitchin, you will look at that statement and think ‘Nob’ I suppose even if you are familiar with them you may … More You can’t always get what you want!
Anonymity! Why do some of us strive for it while others bask in the light of vainglorious self absorbsion? (Wow, that’s a bit strong for a first line isn’t it?). Trying to live “Off Grid” is something positively frown at by the authorities, you’re not allowed to live like ‘Tom’ and ‘Barbara’ anymore because you … More Never opened myself this way. Life is ours, we live it our way.All these words I don’t just say……..
The day that was a blight when I was working! The last day of the freedom from the enslavement that was the weekend (unless it’s a bank holiday of course) but it’s NOT a bank holiday. It’s a day when I had thought of waking early and going out for a beautifully cooked lamb dinner! … More I got the blues, please come see.
########SPOILER ALERT######## I’m going to use lots of expletives in this tirade, words such as ‘Fuck’, ‘Wanker’, ‘Cock’ and Cunt. With possibly a few others that I’ve just made up, but first let’s start with a , not so much blanket, more of a ‘throw’of a chastisement. If you drive a BMW (and I RIDE … More Saturday night at the movies.
Not sure if it’s been used before but it seems apt for this day and age! Once for you and once for your dreams! Anyway! Today! Crap weather, crap all I can do and feeling crap! Oh it’s only a blocked up nose that has kept me awake all night (my fault really as I … More You only live twicw
The day wore on with the expectation rising with a phone call from the garage where my car was a quivering wreck! “All done”, was the remark! Within fifteen minutes skipping down the road I was at my Freelanders bedside! Holding its little hand(le) and praying all was well. “What was it? Had Kwik Fit … More Star date 241268: supplementary