Yes it’s winter, I only know this because my heating has clicked on and a myriad of mindless morons have constantly lamented with me with the usefulness of their slow cookers! Blown the dust off them, cleaned them off and bought the cheapest cuts of meat to cook slowly in their own effluence until the … More It was only a winters tale
Let’s be frank! Being sick is shit isn’t it? Me mate has been layed up for the last 11-12 days with no progress on her diagnosis (or prognosis, I’m not Dr Kildare) and I’ve just spent the last 24hours trying to void my stomach of everything inside it! Any other time it would be easy, … More A wild ride around me mind
Now by that title I don’t mean the hardness/ softness of my pencils! The question should be ‘To buy, or not to buy?’ I came out today with the express intent of buying a useful pierce of kitchen equipment, but as I near the purchase point, I feel the pangs of guit creep in because … More To be or not to be
I’ll start this missive with an apology, I’m in a shopping centre and haven’t got me glasses so any mistakes in spelling, grammar or punctuation is purely bad luck (I’ll never see them until I get home and look at the stats for today). Many many kids around today (am I missing a school holiday … More Breaking up is hard to do
Clues in the name there, clues in the name. Today was ‘D’ day, well ‘C’ day (in lots of ways! I knew I had to take me car to the sparkies so he could have a look what the arsehole did whilst putting in me stereo! Me brother came around prompt at 0900, so we … More This is how it feels
Entering my little abode after a lengthy ride around bloody Yorkshire, I could have teamed up! I had honestly forgotten how shite I had left me place! The kitchen is filled with crap from the cabin ate/ shelving unit, the spare room is filled with all the shite from everywhere else and my heart is … More A sight for sore eyes
Friendship, what does it mean to you? Does it mean sharing clothes? Sharing stories? Sharing past events? What do you gain from it? What do you offer from it? What does it want/ need/ request from you? Well I realised what it truly meant to me this weekend. My plans were set, my weekend was … More Our friends electric.
Well, the aforementioned ripping up of the wooden flooring yesterday, ready for the little minion wobbles to turn up today and fur my floors, was a waste of frikkin time! Staying in all day waiting for these maggots took its toll on my nerves! Right up to the point when I received a phone call … More Hushabye mountain (My Arse)
Now waking up and realising you have a frikkin huge job to do today doesn’t half make you wish you could stay in bed, shut the light out and go back to sleep. Unfortunately I’ve been putting this off for about a week now, and I NEED it done for tomorrow. The job? It’s ripping … More Our lips are sealed.
Cars with blue badges, yellow lines ignored. Traffic enforcers ignoring the lawbreakers and turning a blind eye. Why? To much hassle? Scared of the consequences, not enough ‘Bovvered’? I just don’t know! Law enforcers on all counts ignorant of the law. All walks of life’s uniforms abound the litter strewn streets of my home town … More The ignorance of Ashington