Im no electrician! Anyone who has seen me with that sort of magic will attest that I’m SHIT! Honestly, I’m the bloke who takes BOTH leads off a car battery together because he can’t remember which on is first! I can do household electrics (well wire a plug and make things work) but auto electrics? … More Blue or Red?? BLUE OR RED????
Motorbikes!! Bain of any bike riders life! (I know I shouldn’t complain, but today is a dead day) my crash bars are waiting,( forever hesitating) to get on properly! Now the main bike shop up here had already told me they couldn’t do the job!!!! (In case they broke something or the mechanic just didn’t … More Who put the Bop in the Bop Shoowaddi waddi ?
I’ve just published a rant! A rant I tell you! It really did start off as a side swipe to those chaps with beards and tattoos! (Or the “Hipsters” as they are called by the media) well I shall never apologise for my inner and outer thoughts, so please feel free to not read my … More Eany meany miney moe!
Point 1- beards do not make you handsome Point 2- beards do not make you slim Point 3- tattoos do not make you handsome Point 4- tattoos do not make you thin. Okay so that’s the points out the way! I see guys sporting magnificent growths on their chins (I’m seriously jealous of some) but … More Drowning in Berlin!
Surely a strange rutile if ever I made one up, but you see today (and actually the last couple of days) has (or have) been a strain on incredulity. As anyone who knows me will testify I’m a trier, yes one of those who attempt the things he’s not done before as he loves a … More Blowing butterfly’s and counting to ten
Okay, so I left you half way through my mad house visit! Well to be honest, it all went pretty calm really! I didn’t get my panties in a bunch with anyone this time, I didn’t want to set fire to some of the admin staff and I felt good when I left there this … More Forget me not