‘Brig O Doon’ I’m here again but I’m sure it wasn’t a century ago I last tasted the delights of the hotel. (But it WAS a Sunday and there WAS a wedding going on AND it WAS raining) time warp or what, oh yeah and it was half way through me stay at the nuthouse … More Every hundred years????
At last! Bacon! I mean real meat, cooked meat for breakfast! I slept in and missed it!! That didn’t start me day off in the best of minds, but I suppose it could only get better! STRIKE TWO. It got worse! The sessions in the mornings were bloody intense (not in tents as they could … More On the fifth make the beasts and submarines
The three ‘F’s. Fight/ flight/ freeze! (I wish I had frozen in me bed this morning) this class was put on the program to wind me up I’m sure! Let me explain…….. I know there are many many books out there to aide professionals in all sorts of work! I’m sure that therapist have the … More On the fourth we send rockets to the skies
Porridge, fecking porridge AGAIN. Four days now! I feel like a ready brek boy all glowy and sepia! Enough on the food (there just isn’t any) let’s concentrate on the meat of why I’m here (did you see what I did there?) More of a lay in than I bargained for this morning but all … More On the third we get green and blue for pie
Well at least I had a lie in this morning (even thought I forgot to turn off me alarm) but i still wasn’t in the frame for a porridge and toast breakfast (maybe a cooked one tomorrow????? MAYBE???) so a fresh and bright day loomed (well fresh, Erm! Well day) it wasn’t the most clement … More Day 2, things can only get better
Well it’s started, my alarm trilled the arrival of the morning, rain out side me window (it IS Scotland after all) and NO breakfast. Well when I say no breakfast, I mean no COOKED breakfast! Unless you call porridge cooked. (Do I look like one of the three fucking bears?). Anyway, let’s see what today … More Day 1 (proper) in the big brother nuthouse
Some of you may have read my story, seen what sort of things I have done and experienced! You may have gazed upon my ugly mug in the papers and thought ‘I know him’ and ‘wtf?’ Well, I’m back. I’m back in Scotland to do a bit more work on myself. A two weeks course … More Entry into the Big Brother house
Two minutes! Two minutes it took to get a fucking good soaking as I crossed the border between England and Middle Earth! I stopped at Gretna services (just to taste the local tea) and within seconds I had some fried stuff in my hands and a melancholic look of despair!! Yup, I’m back in Scotland. … More Another day for me in paradise
Vegans, no not the pointy eared fuckers from Star Trek, I mean the meat lovers (although the meat is still alive and making animal noises). Well I tried a vegan restaurant today and I must admit, the food wasn’t three bad at all. The ‘Willows’ in Totnes was chaotic at best with a bit of … More Just like starting over
Rain! Bloody summer! How have I managed not to moan about the weather so far? How have I not been downhearted and depressed about the lack of sun? It’s only weather, that’s why. It’s NOT 60 degrees in the shade carrying all me kit and body armour! It’s NOT -15 on the Canadian prairies making … More Searching, looking for……..stuff!!!!