Today! What to do today? Well the golden plan was to do what I if to do then get the flock out of here. As always with plans, they NEVER survive the first contact (military personnel will know what that means) but seeing as my first act today was to take Bob to get a … More Anything can happen Thursday’s… On a Wednesday
(One humans take on what we have done) Let springtime herald the vanguard of summer! With russet hues of umber and rich vibrant greens of new life abounding. The skies boil with indecision, ‘should I rain? Should I let slip the radiant giver of light and warmth?’. The animals and the plant life know the … More Soliloquy from Mother Earth
Take a candle with wick of lace. Feel the lines of wizened face, Hear the creak of ancient bones, smell the emptiness of once proud homes. Remember, smiling mischievous eyes, and feel the warmth of long lived lives. The history of those who moulded your days, to future adventures of golden strewn days A … More Is there anybody there?
Technology, TECHNOLOGY! Not only can I interact with squillions of people all over the world on my phone, now you can do it from your watch. Granted the watch battery only lasts about a day, and won’t really work without the correct phone but you know. It’s frikkin Scifi man! (Apologies if the spelling is … More First of the gang
Allow me to gesticulate (well imagine, if you can as I know you can’t see me) but yesterday was a crap day for my bike, so I stayed indoors thinking of new and amusing ways to fill my time while I’m still I the North East. I cleaned me house (why is this underlined???) then … More Octopuses garden
Oh Jesus, I forgot what it was like waking at anything before seven o’clock in the morning. However, I promised me mate I would help him get his car back from his work place as he was picking up a hire car. Now he rang my bell at 0715 (my alarm shrilled in my ear … More I’m gonna walk down to Electric avenue
“It’s going to hurt”, he said. “I’ve NEVER felt pain like it before”, she told me. “Can I use your toilet?” he asked. These are the phrases that stick in my mind from the last few days. Predominantly the negative ones, the hurty ones, the ones that foresaw my dilemma. Do I go back for … More The needle tears a hole
Really, I mean really! Why do the powers that be take the piss? Why does a huge conglomerate tell you one thing and do another? Why do things that look too good (and talked about by the very people who want you to have their service) always fail to deliver!!!! Not one, but two factors … More Back to life, back to reality!
Let’s be frank (I know I’m not, but just for my pleasure and amusement I will be). The last day and a bit have been bloody weird! It’s all caused by myself with no one to blame for the strangeness, but I feel I have (or may be in the process of) achieving lots. By … More Can I get a “Hell Yeah”?
The final act done. The last promise of a son to his dad. It was all I could do to take him to his childhood heart to rest in eternity. A poem for them both; No tear shall slip below this cheek, nor sorrow fill this darkened soul, A curse upon those made me weak, … More Someone left the cake out in the rain