Home, that’s where I’m heading. My little fortress of solitude (probably will be exactly like old Kal Els as its the North and fecking freezing) but enough of that,this train has had its share of troubles already. We’ve had a pikey woman run through the carriage to get to the train guard and shouting something. … More ‘Very’ Cross country trains
Omg! The strangest most craggiest woman with the most shambolic old man are regaling a potential pedophile about their “Genius” son who had just left school but is the best surfer in the world with a logical mind who doesn’t need to read anything to know how to do things, he just works them out!!! … More Final few days in totnisea
Couple of days to catch up on here. From sitting in a coffee shop to training it to Bristol and Bath then sitting back in a coffee shop!!!!!! (It’s all go and stop in this timeline It is). First off my ‘Beef Wellington’ of course it was cooked to perfection, of course it tasted of … More I went for a walk on a winters day.
(Oops! Photos at the end) Sitting in a beautiful little cafe drinking a latte I am regaled by the slap happy bollocks that springs forth from a loud gob! This chap would’ve been fantastic in his university debating team! Everything is politically correct (as long as it is following the anti establishment guidelines these loony … More Leo rising (with a hint of religion and total twaddle)
I can’t knock anyone for living their lives their own way. I can’t accuse anyone of taking the piss with how they dress, how they conduct themselves, how they talk or how they walk. I can, however, comment on the frivolity of today’s pseudo hippies! I KNOW the flower powers of the past, they had … More The other side of the fence
Spanning the country for good vibrations and smiles, I left Ashington in the morning walking along the road with a backpack and a wheeled case, I looked like someone from the Harry Enfield show. I was going to get a bus to the station, but a small pizza last night vanquished that idea. Anyway, along … More Orange Blossom Special
Christmas, yes CHRISTMAS not holidays or whatever the modern fad is these days as to ensure no one is offended! Christmas has been and gone. Santa has been into houses and deployed all sorts of shite for spoilt kids who’s parents are on benefits (and they don’t care because the world OWES them a living). … More It was only a winters tale