and I swear somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell….

Classic…… It seems like an age since my last update, but I’m sure its not really. Ive had a few comments on the picture i posted on Facebook, I thought that was a pretty cool pic (obviously some of you have no taste whatsoever) so ill bow down to the masses and admit, I’ve posted … More and I swear somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell….

Lying close to you feeling your heart beating and I’m wondering what you’re dreaming.

Just because its a beautiful song Well what can i say? Its been a while since my let update, and that saddens me, well it would if i wasn’t doing what I’m doing and telling you all about it. Where to start? Since my last exploits, I’ve been under the sea doing some search and … More Lying close to you feeling your heart beating and I’m wondering what you’re dreaming.

Sun in your eyes, the heat is in your hair they seem to hate you because you’re there.

Beautiful song! Okay, lets start by apologising for not getting my diary up to date recently but if i said i was actually knackered when i get in in the evenings, would you let me have that one? To be honest too, I’ve posted on WordPress a couple of times and haven’t been able to … More Sun in your eyes, the heat is in your hair they seem to hate you because you’re there.

Well bugger me if I haven’t started fading! My suntan has gone from Michael Jordon, to Michael Barryimoor. I’m proper white (ish) but that will be down to me wearing a wetsuit all day, being underwater or in a classroom. Today we had a little more dive than we paid for!  It was supposed to … More

Today we have no pictures, no quiz and no I don’t know why!

Starting with the ever present sea dives off the shore (ladders) we descended the briney seaway into the fish sprem infested water. Mind you that was after we were given a trial by DVD and death by quiz in the classroom. I was given the tasking of underwater search and recovery speciality. I mean, what … More Today we have no pictures, no quiz and no I don’t know why!

Accusations,lies. Hand me my sentence Ill show no repentance ill suffer with pride.

Only the hardened 80s fan will get this one…. Priceless, pure unadulterated genius. If I hadn’t been in the cafe stuffing my face with poached egg on toast I would have missed it, more about that later. This morning started with an alarm call at some ungodly hour , (and im not diving until later) … More Accusations,lies. Hand me my sentence Ill show no repentance ill suffer with pride.

Words, playing me deja vu. like a radio tune i aware I’ve heard before.

One of my favourites…. Finally, after three and a bit months I have met someone on the street that I know (albeit a soldier on decompression and really shouldn’t be here yet) but its a familiar face all the same. If any of the guys from 2RTR read this, he’s the cockney, yes cockney chef … More Words, playing me deja vu. like a radio tune i aware I’ve heard before.

We would be warm below the storm In our little hide away beneath the waves

Really easy tonight (and a short story as you’ll see why)   Not really being the sailor I am, I realised that the only reason you should eat a hearty meal before a boat journey, is so its easier (and less effort) to throw it all back up again when the sea becomes wobbly. Setting … More We would be warm below the storm In our little hide away beneath the waves